Just need to share this

Ah Beng Medical Dictionary

some simple explanations for chim words:

> > Antibody: against everyone

> > Artery: the study of fine paintings

> > Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria

> > Caesarean section: a district in Rome

> > Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing

> > Coma: a punctuation mark

> > Dilate: to live longer

> > Genes: blue denim slacks

> > Haemorrhoid: a male from outer space

> > Impotent: distinguished, well-known

> > Labour pain: hurt at work

> > Organ Transplant: what you do to your piano when you move

> > Protein: in favour of young people

> > Red blood count: Count Dracula

> > Secretion: hiding anything

> > Tablet: a small table

> > Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport

> > Urine: opposite of "you're out"

> > Varicose: very close

> > Vein: conceited (heow ah!)

ps. the above was taken from http://sc1101e.blogspot.com/2006/03/ah-beng-medical-dictionary.html and written by the lecturer himself. i'd like to have more lecturers like that.